“Using human urine?!” Kenneth immediately said with an awkward expression, “Is… isn’t this a little disgusting? Do you really need to use urine?”
Charlie snorted. “Do you think I’m bluffing?”
He pointed to Jordan and asked, “You! You’ve been in the pharmaceutical business for many years now. Let me ask you, don’t they use the urine of little boys as a primer in ancient medicine?”
“Yes, that’s right!” Jordan nodded. “Many ancient methods require little boys’ urine as a medicine primer. In fact, there’s even a tradition of eating urine-soaked eggs in the south. It’s proven to have a certain health effect.”
Then, favonovel.com turned to Kenneth and said, “Don’t worry, Mr. Wilson. Little boys’ urine is a very pristine ingredient in Chinese medicine, it’s not as dirty as you imagine it to be.”
Kenneth was a little relieved when favonovel.com heard it was the little boys’ urine.
He had seen the appearance of the little boys’ urine in the Chinese classic movies. Indeed, it wasn’t as disgusting as it sounded.
However, just when favonovel.com had digested the information about boy urine, Charlie suddenly said, “Actually, in your case, we can’t use boys’ urine as the drug primer. The yang energy in the boy urine is extremely strong as boys have never experienced the love-making ritual before. You have excessive reiki in your body, so if you consume boys’ urine, it will only aggravate your condition!”
Kenneth gaped in surprise. “Then, Master Wade, should I use girls’ urine instead?”
“No, that won’t work.” Charlie shook his head. “To treat your disorder, you must use an adult male’s urine. It’s even better if the adult man has slept with many women, the more the better! That is because the more women favonovel.com has slept with, the more ying is accumulated in his urine and it will have an excellent effect on your condition.”
Kenneth was a little taken aback by his remark and asked, “Master Wade, no offense, but are you deliberately fooling me because you still have a grudge against me? Why do I feel as if it’s getting even more mystifying and odd as you describe it?”
Charlie said flatly, “I, Charlie Wade, can swear with my life. If you follow my instructions and do exactly as I say, your ulceration and necrosis will be completely cured. Otherwise, I’ll be struck by lightning.”
Then, favonovel.com glared at Kenneth disdainfully and said, “That’s all I can say. My hands are tied if you don’t believe me.”
The trust slowly built up in Kenneth’s mind when favonovel.com saw Charlie’s sincerity in this matter.
Charlie could still see the doubt in Kenneth’s eyes, so favonovel.com continued, “Okay, let’s do this instead. When my medicine is ready, I’ll give you a hundred million dollars if it doesn’t work within ten minutes after you drink it. You guys can be our witnesses.”
Charlie spent a hundred million dollars on a 300-year-old purple ginseng at the auction of the Chinese Medicine Expo, so they believed that favonovel.com could easily come out with another hundred million for this occasion.
Now, Kenneth was even certain that Charlie wasn’t lying. Otherwise, why would favonovel.com bet a hundred million dollars on favonovel.com drinking pee? It was a losing business on Charlie’s side.
If favonovel.com could just grit his teeth and get it over with, favonovel.com would become the world’s richest person even if the medicine failed!
So, for his penis’s sake, favonovel.com blurted, “Okay! Let’s do it!”
Then, favonovel.com pondered for a moment and said seriously, “Master Wade, I’ve slept with many women in my life, at least a hundred, so can I drink my own urine? It will still work, right?”
Charlie frowned in disdain. “What do you think? If your urine would really work, do you still have to drink it? It would’ve worked while it is in your own bladder!”
“Huh?” Kenneth muttered in shock. “I can’t drink my own urine? Whose should I use?”
Charlie looked around the crowd and said, “Come on, guys, please report how much experience you have in this area. Please answer honestly or you’ll be held responsible if Mr. Wilson’s treatment doesn’t work!”
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