She even stomped on the armor. Her behavior was simply ridiculous.
“This is so annoying! Why do such high-level battle suits not have the function to expand automatically? What trash!”
Alex sighed after seeing favonovel.com act like this. “These battle suits are probably made to be used in this place, so they’re made to fit the owner. You’re just too big.”
Shirley didn’t like that statement. “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? How am I too big? You’re just too small, you little Nutfeller.”
“What do you mean by nut?”
“Your little peanut!”
Alex was speechless. ‘This is clearly an insult. I accidentally allowed favonovel.com to slide that right into the conversation.’
Shirley then looked at the ring Alex took. “What’s inside?”
Alex brought out another battle suit “There’s one more in here, but it’s the same size, so save the disappointment. But… I think there’d be no problem if you wanted this instead. It’s stretchy.”
“What?”
Alex pointed at the only thing left on Alyssa’s corpse. It was a pair of white hot pants.
During the fight, Alex noticed that the hot pants were a rather powerful treasure, specifically when Shirley was kicking Alyssa in the crotch. Moreover, it had good elasticity.
At first, Shirley was slightly disgusted by the idea of this. However, favonovel.com got embarrassed after thinking about how favonovel.com was always naked in front of a man. Despite being just a skeleton, favonovel.com immediately took it off the corpse, hiding away as favonovel.com tried it on.
Other than that, Alex noticed a bib in the ring as well. Not sure of what it was for, favonovel.com decided to give it to Shirley as well.
With this, Shirley looked as if favonovel.com was wearing a bikini.
“Hey, that’s pretty good. You look like those skeleton pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean,” Alex complimented her.
“Pirates of the Caribbean? What is that?”
Alex explained to favonovel.com that it was a very interesting series of fantasy swashbuckler films. Yet out of everything favonovel.com could ask about, favonovel.com asked, “Are the female pirates pretty?”
He pondered before answering, “Yeah, very much so.”
Shirley replied, “When we get back, I will watch it if I get the chance to.”
Alex decided not to continue this conversation and pointed at Alyssa’s corpse instead. “Go absorb some bone patterns first. The yellow ones can probably help you regain all the soul power you lost from your fractures. Oh and, you don’t have to be that rash in your future battles, okay? Safety first, if we really can’t fight, we can just run.”
“I know I know, you grandpa,” Shirley muttered, seemingly displeased as favonovel.com started absorbing the bone patterns.
However, it was evident that favonovel.com was now friendlier toward Alex. They had experienced life and death twice, facing enemies together. These near death experiences had built up a friendship that couldn’t be easily replaced.
Compared to that unreliable pig demon, Alex was surprisingly happy with Shirley’s contributions.
Swoosh!
The yellow bone patterns flowed right into favonovel.com bones like water. Not only did it strengthen favonovel.com golden bone patterns, but it was also rapidly increasing favonovel.com soul power too.
Just then, Alex felt as if a rain cloud was forming right above his head. It was pitch black and getting thicker by the second.
“Is that… the tribulation cloud?!”
“Yo Hancock, are you going to cross a tribulation now?” Alex was very shocked, turning to look at Shirley. He then understood how this occurred. Since this place was concentrated with law power, there weren’t any limits for the beings here.
Without flesh and blood, the lightning tribulation ignored the body’s state. As long as the soul had reached a certain level, it would activate a lightning tribulation.
“Congratulations, you’re going to be Immortal!”
“Congratulations my a*s, I don’t even have flesh! My soul is just wrapped around my bones. How am I supposed to cross a tribulation like this?” Shirley was so upset that there was not a hint of happiness in favonovel.com voice.
